My buddy Paul has been documenting a strange phenomenon regarding shoes – sometimes pairs but occasionally single shoes – left unexplainably in strange locations. I have had my own sightings from time to time, and here is the latest. I have no idea what has happened to the owners of these shoes, but Paul’s theory – and I’m a believer – is that these poor folks have been abducted by aliens. No idea why the aliens don’t want the shoes – that remains a mystery!
Perhaps the aliens have no feet.
That’s a thought. Maybe they’re more laid back than we are and go barefoot.
If you find my shoes sitting outsides. leave them. I need a vacation.
I’d never move them so they would be there when you got back.
It feels nice to be validated!
Beware of the aliens!
The truth is out there!
Well, how about smell! Maybe there’s a selection process involved. Some shoe’s go with the abduction.
I can’t believe I missed this comment, Monte…shame on me!
You have a point about smell, I never thought of that! That works as well as any explanation I’ve come up with.